Diarrhea of the Mouth, an Incurable Virus

I saw that Hemingway quote this morning:

"It takes two years to learn to speak, and sixty to learn to keep quiet."

Buddy, we ain't raising Hemingways no more. We're raising parrots with WiFi.

We live in a time where self-respect’s been traded in for attention. Nobody cares about being right, just about being loud. It’s not about having something to say it’s about saying something fast enough to beat the next guy to the comment section.

We’ve got grown adults chasing likes like it’s oxygen. Yelling about whatever the topic of the hour is whether they know a damn thing about it or not. They’ll quote misspelled memes with like gospel, fight internet wars with strangers, and wake up tomorrow ready to do it all over again on a different subject.

You ever notice how nobody listens anymore?They don’t even wait for their turn to talk hell, most don’t even pretend to care what you’re saying. People don’t want conversation, they want an audience. They think the louder you scream, the more viral you’ll go like volume somehow turns your opinion into fact.

God forbid you’ve got a different take the second you do, you're put on blast, canceled, labeled, or thrown into whatever digital pile they’re burning that week.

It’s wild how people forgot the cheapest option in the world: shutting the hell up is still free.

Me? I’m gonna sit right here at the bar, Schnaubelt in hand, letting the noise pass like the wind through the harbor. Not every battle’s worth fighting. Not every thought needs to be said.Sometimes, shutting up is the smartest damn thing you can do.

And these days? That’s about as rare as common sense.